Celebrity Selfies so Bad They Should Be Banned From Taking More

Nicholas Cage


Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Twenty years ago, Cage was riding high off the success of “Leaving Las Vegas,” winning an Oscar, and stamping his name as a leading man in demand. Now he’s just high from the looks of this ill-fated selfie. First off, it appears that Cage is traveling coach, which is shocking given the millions he’s made throughout his career. Second, he can barely keep his eyes open, which speaks to inebriation, drug use or a general daze that would explain the last 10 years of his career. Last, who is the woman and how did she get him to do this? Inquiring minds want to know.

Cage has been married to Lisa Marie Presley and Patricia Arquette, and is now married to Alice Kim, an actress who has appeared in Quentin Tarantino’s movie “Grindhouse.” Cage is an eccentric who likes to collect strange memorabilia. He has owned two albino king cobras, a Gulfstream jet, pygmy shrunken heads, the first Superman comic, a shark, a crocodile and a private island.

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