Why Hillary Clinton Will Not Win The Election and Will Not Be President

Traveling in the Scooby Doo Van


No self-respecting presidential candidate travels in the Mystery Machine with Shaggy and Scooby. She is trying to appear normal by traveling by van across the miles to Iowa, but unfortunately, it seems that she is trying a bit too hard. This behavior is unbecoming and definitely will not win her many votes.

Hillary’s choice of vehicle is presidential limo black, but instead of the typical stretch limo; she is really traveling across country in a full size van. She and her team have dubbed it the Scooby Doo van in honor of the beloved cartoon and the Mystery Machine.

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