Burritos Are Not Crunchy
While it’s true that you can get soft tacos that aren’t crunchy, the ‘real’ taco is made of a crispy shell that’s like eating a giant Dorito with meat that crumbles the instant it makes contact with your incisors. In contrast, burritos are never crunchy and always moist. Burritos don’t make noise when you smuggle them into a dark movie theatre and take huge bites as envious patrons give you the side-eye. Burritos are a quiet assassin, their flavor hidden inside a soft tortilla pouch that promises much and delivers even more.