Rich Douchebags Who Date Beautiful Celebs

Some guys have all the luck. And by that we mean that no matter what they do, they seem to be able to attract some of the most beautiful women in the world. These annoying rich guys, whether they’re just heirs, celebs, or business owners, only seem to hook up with the most beautiful women and we don’t know why they have a chance.

John Mayer

John Mayer performs on the first day of the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival in New OrleansSOURCE

John Mayer may make decent music but he’s definitely not the nicest apple in the bunch. He’s particularly infamous for being condescending and rude towards, well, everyone. And yet somehow this guy’s able to pal around with the likes of Taylor Swift (and yes, she wrote songs about him), Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry. Why do all these women seem to flock to him? Especially when he says things like: “My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck.” (about why he doesn’t date black women).

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